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- Can we sit on it? - Can we sit on it?
All of a sudden like this?
- I don't feel like it's bad. - It's better than I thought.
- I think sofas are supposed to sit on. - Should we go with that?
- Sofas are supposed to sit on. - Should we give it a try?
Yadohado!
Tetado!
Shibuedo!
Gyuto!
Toshimitsu-san!
We usually speak standard Japanese, right?
- Well, yeah. - That's pretty much it.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
But sometimes in the comments section,
- it's "old man from Mikawa" or "Mikawa-ben". - Well, that's not good at all.
- Yeah, we speak really standard Japanese. - Yeah.
- There might be people who don't fit in that frame. - Yeah, it's scary.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- We usually speak really standard Japanese. - Yeah, we speak really standard Japanese.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- We don't say that usually either. - Yeah.
- Well, like that, even in the words we speak, - Yeah.
- a lot of people feel our personalities. - Yeah.
- We're just talking about ourselves, - Yeah.
- so you might think "Oh, really? Do we say weird things like that?" - Yeah.
- But look at other YouTubers. - Yeah.
- "Oh, now that you mention it, Hikakin does talk like that." - Yeah.
- "Hajimen says things like that a lot." - Yeah.
- I'm sure you've heard of it. - Yeah.
- And of course, it's because of the person's voice - Yeah.
- or their intonation - Yeah.
- that you can tell "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like Hikakin-san." - Yeah.
- But if you write it down and make it into a sentence - Yeah.
- even if it's not from that person, I think you can't hide their personality. - Yeah.
- So I've written down about 30 seconds of a certain YouTuber's video. - Oh!
- I'm going to read it normally now, - Yeah.
- and if you can guess "Oh, I know who this YouTuber is," - Yeah.
- I see. - Yeah.
- I'd like to do a simple quiz like that. - It's simple.
- Sounds good! - And also...
- I made a quiz yesterday. - Yeah.
- I thought, "Huh? This is easy." - Huh?
- Really? - No way!
- I have something to discuss with you. - Yeah.
I was thinking of making this a competition format for you four.
But I don't think it'll be that diverse of an answer.
So this time, I'd like you to fight based on whether you can answer all of them correctly.
- I see. - I see.
- It's only natural that you can answer all of them correctly. - That's right.
Well, what happens if you can't answer all of them correctly?
- Here we go... - Here we go...
- But you only have one chance, right?
- Yes. - Cooperation play.
- That's right. - Cooperation...
- Isn't it cooperation? - Isn't it cooperation?
- What happens when you fail in cooperation? - Yes.
- I haven't been asked that much in my life. - Yeah.
- That's right. - That's right.
- It's too early for you to raise your hand. - Yeah.
- If you don't do it, you'll fail. - Yeah, you'll fail.
- Yeah. - Okay, I got it.
- Okay. - It's only natural.
- If you fail, you don't know what you're doing. - That's right.
One week...
HIKAKIN life!
That's a good example!
- How do you do it? - I don't know.
With my tea-colored hair like this...
I'm dressed like HIKAKIN.
- And... - You're wearing a piton leather jacket.
With my Tokitama sunglasses...
I say hello like...
Bunbun, hello, YouTube.
How are you?
Are you kidding me?
And I do it...
- Like this. - What?
- You do it like that? - I do it like that.
The first week, the second week, the third week, and the fourth week...
- You did it all in one week. - Yeah.
Every time we film, we're like...
HIKAKIN is here.
HIKAKIN is laughing like this.
First question!
I thought it would be nice if I read it out loud this time,
but I thought I'd unconsciously bring it up,
so I'll have you read it out loud.
- I see. - Oh!
- I'll read it out loud. - Please be quiet.
A large amount of garlic. I'll prepare it. Wow, wow, wow.
So, please take a look at this. This is garlic you all know.
There's a tremendous amount of garlic, but it's not for sale.
This is garlic that I bought little by little every time I went to the supermarket.
Today, I'm going to prepare a large amount of garlic so I can use it for cooking right away.
That's as far as I'm going to prepare it for you.
Cooking is a new preparation video called 'Cigarette Party'.
That's because I love garlic so much.
Please leave it up to me this time.
This time, I'm going to prepare the garlic.
- Okay! That's all for now. - You're preparing a lot of garlic!
- I feel like Hikakin is getting closer. - You've been talking a lot lately.
- Hikakin is like... - I'm always me.
- I was worried about the fire. - You were an adult.
- I was worried about starting. - I was worried about the fire.
- I told you.
- I'm not Hajime. - I'm...
- I don't put garlic in the fire.
- By the way...
- I'm not crazy about putting garlic in the fire. - I'm Seiki.
- I'm not crazy about it. - I'm not crazy about it.
- Ah! - I'm not crazy about it!
- And... - I'm not crazy about it!
- I'm not crazy about it!
- Seiki, you prepare the garlic yourself, right? - Don't you let anyone do it?
- Maybe your wife bought it for you? - Oh!
- Oh! That's possible!
I don't think it's a waste of money to put in a lot of garlic in a thumbnail.
LOL
I'm curious about the thumbnail.
What kind of face are you making in the thumbnail?
I'm going to do this in front of the garlic.
(Garlic)
LOL
Garlic has nothing to do with your face.
It's like a garlic capote.
LOL
I feel like it's a good way to start.
You're supposed to draw a picture of Seikin-san.
I really want a picture of Seikin-san.
Our answer is Seikin-san.
LOL
What?
Even if this is correct, it may not be correct.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's amazing!
This is a revelation of instability!
You have to go!
(Garlic)
That's right!
Thank you!
I'm happy!
Thank you!
I'm glad!
Yes, a year ago, a video called "About a lot of garlic problems" was quoted.
I see.
Can I listen to this?
So please take a look at this.
This is garlic you know.
There is a huge amount of garlic, but we don't buy it.
I buy it every time I go to the supermarket.
This is garlic.
Today, we're going to prepare a lot of garlic so we can use it for cooking right away.
This video is about preparing garlic.
We want to cook, so we have a new mechanism and ideas.
As you said, Asahi-san did it as you expected.
I think you know what I'm talking about.
You can do it!
That's right!
About a lot of garlic problems
The second question is a little difficult to read.
It's a mess.
A lot of people are showing up.
You can't change your voice, so you have to understand the grammar and tell me how many people are showing up.
Let's get started!
Hey, nice!
Hey, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, you, wait!
Hey, wait, wait, wait!
Damn it!
Hey, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, this is my clothes!
Damn it!
Hey, are you kidding me?
Hey you!
Hey, are you serious?
Hey you!, I don't understand you!
Hey you!
I'm doing my best for you!
Hey you, during your streaming...
I wanna comment!
Should I comment?
Are you good at streaming?
Hey you!
All right!
You sure are funny!
Please draw a picture of GARDMAN.
GARDMAN is easy.
Our answer is GARDMAN.
Time and quality don't match.
It's Ciculu TV.
Don't be too nervous about your answer.
Please be more nervous about your picture.
I have confidence in my picture.
Correct!
I have confidence in my picture.
He tried head sliding with his friend's 100,000 yen clothes.
GARDMAN is there.
Stop it!
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
He's serious.
He's trying hard, but it's not working!
He's trying hard!
I want to do it!
You want to do it?
What are you going to do about it?
You're a criminal, you're going to get caught.
- You'll get caught? - You'll get caught!
It's like breaking out of a boom in the middle of it.
Yeah, like "Aaaah!"
I get it now!
- You're okay? - I'm totally fine!
This is a video I want you all to watch.
You're trapped, you idiot!
Where am I? Where am I?
Huh? What's going on?
What's going on, Marumaru?
What's going on?
Are you saying they won't wipe their butts?
Ahahaha!
Stinky! Stinky!
It stinks! It stinks!
Toilet paper zero requiem!
It's over!
It stinks too much, Marumaru!
Didn't you throw it away?
Stinky! Wait, it stinks like hell!
I almost got fooled!
Huh? What should I do?
Marumaru, it stinks like hell!
What should I do normally?
What should I do?
What should I do normally?
I'm tired of toilet paper and I always wipe it.
Okay, that's it.
Huh? I don't get it at all!
Huh?!
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
There's no toilet paper...
What should we do? It stinks, it stinks...
Huh?
I thought it'd be pretty easy.
Yeah, there's no video like that.
They said "toilet paper zero requiem," didn't they?
Yeah.
It's Kougias.
It's Kougias, isn't it?
Huh? Did you get it?
Huh?! Me?!
Didn't you get it?
Two people are talking in the bathroom.
Do you say "sin" when you say "toilet paper"?
We don't say it.
Oh, we don't say it.
We don't say it. We definitely don't say it.
We don't say it.
"Sin," "sin," "sin," right?
It's "sin," isn't it?
If you think your memory is flying, it's Kougias.
Yeah.
No, for real.
I mean, you only say "toilet" when you say "toilet," don't you?
We don't say it, basically.
Because "toilet" is an acronym, isn't it?
You're wrong, actually.
But it's stupid.
It's like me or Shibayu got caught in a trap.
But you said "toilet" when you said "toilet," didn't you?
We don't say "toilet" when we say "toilet," do we?
There's a possibility it's a sub-channel.
No, I don't know.
What is it? It's "Toukai no Oya."
Okay, I said it.
Okay.
The answer is...
It's "Toukai no Oya."
Hey!
Scary!
Please!
Yes!
Correct!
What is it?
Which one is it?
I don't remember at all.
It's "kitaeitsu".
It sounds like "abatto".
The one who got caught is...
What?
It's "toukyou".
What's wrong?
It's me.
What's going on?
It's "toukyou".
What's wrong?
He's the one who got caught.
Ah!
Your hand.
You're annoying.
Toilet paper has zero repeater.
It's you.
It's me.
It's over.
You're annoying.
You caught me.
You're annoying.
You're kidding me.
What are you doing?
You're annoying.
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
You know it.
It's "tsuka" of the toilet paper.
It's all you.
It's me.
It's all you.
It's the one when my parents lived in Tokyo and rented the studio of bonbon tv.
Wow!
We're gross.
The latest news!
Yay!
We can do it!
Yay!
This has been mentioned before.
Please imagine it.
Okay.
Today, we're going to enter "○○'s new house."
It seems like "○○" has recently moved here.
We got the address.
Let's go.
I think you're in the middle of the day.
Let's press "enter" and go inside.
It's pretty rare.
What should we do?
If you say so, let's hold back for a moment.
Shall we go for a walk?
Shall we go?
Okay, let's go inside.
Let's go.
Pause.
I'll press it.
Please.
Pinpon.
Gacha.
Don.
Huh?
It's closed.
Please remove it.
It's not "asamasu asamasu."
It's "nei ya chia chia chia chia un dayo."
Please open it.
If you have it, leave it.
It's not a different Uber Eats.
It's not Uber Eats.
Please open it.
Gacha.
Ah, it's open, it's open, it's open, it's open.
With that said, we got a brand-new house.
Then, let's go.
It's fast, isn't it?
It looks interesting.
They have a good communication, don't you think?
Yes.
Now, two of them have sneaked into someone's house, does it mean that there are more than three of them?
The number of people seems like an advantage, but...
Oh...
What should we do?
If there is a girl, let's move to the decisive moment.
That's...
That's a good hint.
That's true.
But I don't know if it's this or that.
I don't know who says Uber Eats is funny, but I don't know if it's Fischer's.
I think it's Motoki.
No, I also think it's Motoki.
I think it's funny.
Can Fischer's think back?
Really?
Wow...
Oh, my gosh!
It's so funny!
What should we do?!
I think it's Motoki.
I also think it's Motoki.
I think it's Fischer's.
I don't think it's me.
It's you two.
Isn't "let's go" an advantage for you?
"Let's go"?
It's an easier answer to say "let's go" than...
Let's go!
Tetsuya, do you want to comment?
Tetsuya, do you want me to say it?
This video's title is "If there was a plan like this in Tokaido, let's break in and do it right away!"
Ka-cha ka-cha ka-cha ka-cha ka-cha ka-cha
Ka-cha ka-cha
That's what it says
Wait!
Then it's not Tokaido
No, it's not Tokaido
I'm glad you know
Thank you
The final question and our answer is
Comdot!
That's mean, mean, mean
What? What? What?
Well, it's similar
What do you mean "what"?
She has a kind face
She has a kind face, but
Her hair isn't long
She has a kind face, but
I'm scared!
Please!
Here we go!
The final question, Comdot!
Too bad!
Yes, this question. This was the video of this person.
I'm sorry.
Wow!
Wait a minute!
Who is it?
I just moved, right?
And I got the address there.
Let's go!
Wow! This is difficult!
Damn it!
This is difficult!
The one I tried with Naito-san is...
Taiga-san.
It's a member, right?
It's just a member.
What? What? What?
We are five people in Alterna Channel.
What? Five?
Alterna Channel may be two, but Alterna members are five.
Isn't it weird?
Yes.
I felt like "hayaina" was Japa-san.
Yes, I put "hayaina" in it.
Why?
I put "hayaina" in it because I thought it would be weird if I put it in.
"Hayaina" definitely felt like Japa-san.
No, simply watching the video is too high.
No, it's not.
It's not Alterna because we are three people.
It's over.
It was close.
But we got three questions right.
It's frustrating.
HIKAKIN-san wins for a week!
It's hard to say "I don't like it"
Well, well, well.
It's a different pattern, isn't it? Doing the same thing for a week like this.
Well, we secretly mixed up 10 times and interviewed you.
To be honest, I think it's a good thing to hear and understand just the sentences.
Let's continue to grow our personalities so that we can see even just the letters.
Yes.
That's it!
End!
If it's not a case, it's not a case.
If you like this video, please like and subscribe!
Yes, please.
Yes.
All profits.
All, all profits.
All profits!
All money!
All money, right?
Let's do it.
One, two...
If you like this video, please like and subscribe!
Please!
Bye!
Well, let's invade and go!
Gacha gacha gacha, gacha gacha gacha, gacha gacha gacha...
Oh, no! It's wrong! Here!
It's Meiko Arena!
By the way, my keyhole is here!
Open the key!
Go!